I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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