i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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