Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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