If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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