I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
