your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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