If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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