Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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