Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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