i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
