There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
try to milk me bitch
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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