I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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