Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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