I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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