at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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