Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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