As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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