Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
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Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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