do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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