I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
she was so not down for the gang bang
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
My vagina just recognized that song.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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