where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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