He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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