Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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