im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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