Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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