do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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