You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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