is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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