Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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