I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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