Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
There r osticjed everywhere
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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