I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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