I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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