"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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