I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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