we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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