doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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