haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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