STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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