Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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