Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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