Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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