Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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