Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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