my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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