You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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