im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
