I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
