guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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