Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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