I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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