I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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