so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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