Only a mothe r could love this liver
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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