kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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