I need help removing her.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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