he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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