i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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