protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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