That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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whose parrot is this?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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