would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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